I Don’t Care, Really
0A coworker said that if Kansas City wins the Super Bowl, Tom Brady is in danger of not being considered the greatest quarterback of all time. (Others are saying the same thing.) In that respect, go Chiefs! Also my daughter is a proud one-percenter Taylor Swift fan, and I don’t want her to be disappointed. Can you tell I’m struggling to find reasons to care about this game?
You don’t really want to give Philadelphia sports fans what they want, but you’re sick of the Chiefs (link from 2023–oh, author-man, I’m sorry) and their quarterback and their stupid celebrity couple and the way they keep beating your team every year. What do you do? I watch a movie.